Title & Chapter Number: 'Mary's Trip to Isengard' (or Mary's Excellent Adventure) Special Communique 5.5 /10
Author(s): - Author's Index
Fandom: Tolkien
Rating: Due to LAST TWO supplemental chapters, this whole thing will need to be rated NC17, but the diary entries are rated "G"
Disclaimer: I do not own the many and various LOTR characters mentioned in my daily diary nor am I receiving financial gain from playing with them! This diary is written for entertainment purposes only!
Warnings: Lots and lots of foolishness, silliness, ale, wine and mead drinking, chocolate slinging, marshmallow fluff applying, liberties taken with Tolkien characters, and very hot sizzly sex for dessert!
Betas:
Cast: Elladan and Elrohir/OFC Haldir/OFC, Mary Aseltyne and a cast of thousands! (ALL major characters from the first two movies and some from the first two books, also)
Timeline: AU
Spoilers: None
Summary: Just a bunch of craziness!
Notes: There are three sections to this fan-fic. Section one, "Mary's Trip to Isengard" is rated G, section 2 is called "Achieving Perfect Balance" and section 3 is called "Orthanc Reduxxx" which are both rated a hard NC17. For this reason I will rate the whole thing NC17, even though the diary itself is very, very "G" rated.
Special Communique:
URGENT TELEGRAPH FROM MIDDLE-EARTH URGENT
AM GETTING READY TO LEAVE EDORAS FOR ISENGARD...STOP
HAVE BEEN ADVISED THAT WALLS OF ORTHANC DO NOT PERMIT
ELECTRONIC DATA TRANSMISSION...STOP...LAST TWO DAYS OF
VISIT DIARY WILL BE DELAYED...STOP...WISH ME LUCK...STOP
...I HOPE HE AT LEAST TOOK A BATH...STOP...YOU KNOW WHO
I'M REFERRING TO...STOP...GRIMA!...STOP...THIS TELEGRAM
SEEMS EXTREMELY LONG, DOESN'T IT...STOP...OK, I SHOULD
STOP...WILL YOU STOP ALREADY???...STOP...OK, I'M STOPPING
...STOP...LOVE YOU...MARY & THE TWINS...
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